Dark Side of Pluto! Absolutely amazing!

Talking Goldfish: Disco Bob

Suddenly, I saw Bob, my talking goldfish, in his bowl again! 

He was wearing a large paisley patterned tie, listening to 70’s music, all under a rotating silver ball and colored lights.

“Bob!” I exclaimed. “Where have you been? Everybody on the Internet has been missing you. What happened?”

Bob replied, “I’ve been disco neck tied.”

Talking Goldfish: Bob's A Singer

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me for a fork. When I gave it to him, he started to bang it against his glass bowl and sing loudly. “Are you singing for your supper?” I asked. “No,” Bob replied. “I’m pretending to be a tuna fish.”

Talking Goldfish: Golden Oldie

Bob, my talking goldfish, asked me to put a solitary jar outside in the rain where he could see it, while listening to the William Tell Overture. “Do you want some fresh natural water?” I asked. “No,” Bob replied. “I just like watching the Lone Rain Jar.”

Talking Goldfish - Movie Madness

I asked Bob, my talking goldfish, if he wanted to go to the movies to see Iron Man 2. "No," Bob replied. "I'll wait till it comes out on Netfish."

Talking Goldfish: Would You Credit It?

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me to put some bills and credit cards into his bowl. “What for?” I asked. Bob answered, “I just want to know what it’s like to be swimming in debt.”

Talking Goldfish: Backwards Bob

I just saw Bob, my talking goldfish, fiercely spinning backwards around his bowl about ten times. “What’s the matter, Bob?” I asked. He replied, “I sneezed.”

Talking Goldfish: Broadway Bowl

I asked Bob, my talking goldfish, what is his favorite Broadway musical? He told me, “South Pacific.” When I asked him why, Bob replied, “I just love that wonderful song, ‘Salmon Chanted Evening.’”

Talking Goldfish: Jump to It

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me to put a trampoline, a driving licence and a passport in his bowl. When I said "What for?" he replied, "I just want to bounce around a few IDs."

Talking Goldfish: No Tanks

I just asked Bob, my talking goldfish, if he would like to upgrade his bowl to a tank. He replied, "No, a tank's no use to me. I'm a pacifist."