Talking Goldfish: Bob's A Singer

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me for a fork. When I gave it to him, he started to bang it against his glass bowl and sing loudly. “Are you singing for your supper?” I asked. “No,” Bob replied. “I’m pretending to be a tuna fish.”

Talking Goldfish: Golden Oldie

Bob, my talking goldfish, asked me to put a solitary jar outside in the rain where he could see it, while listening to the William Tell Overture. “Do you want some fresh natural water?” I asked. “No,” Bob replied. “I just like watching the Lone Rain Jar.”

Talking Goldfish - Movie Madness

I asked Bob, my talking goldfish, if he wanted to go to the movies to see Iron Man 2. "No," Bob replied. "I'll wait till it comes out on Netfish."

Talking Goldfish: Would You Credit It?

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me to put some bills and credit cards into his bowl. “What for?” I asked. Bob answered, “I just want to know what it’s like to be swimming in debt.”

Talking Goldfish: Backwards Bob

I just saw Bob, my talking goldfish, fiercely spinning backwards around his bowl about ten times. “What’s the matter, Bob?” I asked. He replied, “I sneezed.”

Talking Goldfish: Broadway Bowl

I asked Bob, my talking goldfish, what is his favorite Broadway musical? He told me, “South Pacific.” When I asked him why, Bob replied, “I just love that wonderful song, ‘Salmon Chanted Evening.’”

Talking Goldfish: Jump to It

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me to put a trampoline, a driving licence and a passport in his bowl. When I said "What for?" he replied, "I just want to bounce around a few IDs."

Talking Goldfish: No Tanks

I just asked Bob, my talking goldfish, if he would like to upgrade his bowl to a tank. He replied, "No, a tank's no use to me. I'm a pacifist."

Talking Goldfish: Goldfish Gift

Bob, my talking goldfish, wants a GPS for his fishbowl. I asked him, "Why?" Bob replied, "In case I get lost in here."

Talking Goldfish: Chat Worthy

Bob, my talking goldfish, is too busy to have a chat right now. He's on Fishbook.

Talking Goldfish: Water, Water

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me for a glass of water. "Are you thirsty, Bob?" I inquired. "No, " he replied. "I've got hiccups."

Talking Goldfish: Pet Peeves

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me if he could have a female clam as a pet. "Sure, " I said. "What are you gonna call it?" Bob replied: "Michelle."

Talking Goldfish: Inner Circle

Bob, my talking goldfish, says he can't get anything done today. He feels as though he's going round in circles.

Talking Goldfish: Fish Security

Bob, my talking goldfish, just got a grant from the Dept of Homeland Security for his bowl. No AlQuaeda terrorists in his aquarium!

Talking Goldfish: Voice Lessons

I'm trying to teach Bob, my talking goldfish, to say "Obama." So far, he can only say "Ob." I guess being a Tennessean goldfish, he refuses to say "Bama."

Talking Goldfish: Whether Weather

Bob, my talking goldfish, gave me a weather forecast this morning. He says its going to be wet all over.