Talking Goldfish: Bob's A Singer

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me for a fork. When I gave it to him, he started to bang it against his glass bowl and sing loudly. “Are you singing for your supper?” I asked. “No,” Bob replied. “I’m pretending to be a tuna fish.”

Talking Goldfish: Golden Oldie

Bob, my talking goldfish, asked me to put a solitary jar outside in the rain where he could see it, while listening to the William Tell Overture. “Do you want some fresh natural water?” I asked. “No,” Bob replied. “I just like watching the Lone Rain Jar.”

Talking Goldfish - Movie Madness

I asked Bob, my talking goldfish, if he wanted to go to the movies to see Iron Man 2. "No," Bob replied. "I'll wait till it comes out on Netfish."

Talking Goldfish: Would You Credit It?

Bob, my talking goldfish, just asked me to put some bills and credit cards into his bowl. “What for?” I asked. Bob answered, “I just want to know what it’s like to be swimming in debt.”